who's afraid of wicked dialogues?

-i think you should be here.
-why?
-i'd ask you to marry me.
-why?
-because i really want to divorce you.
-you don't love me?
-i hate you.
-why?
-because you love me and you want me to be happy.
-anything bad about it?
-(thinking) ... your hands are the most beautiful i have ever seen.
-(pause) everyone's a flop to you.
-not everyone. you are.
-is your kindness locked?
-my sarcasm is out there.
-i just don't get you.
-it was not supposed.